<p><b>Something Slimey This Way Comes</b> - Obnoxio has been hired by Professor Xavier to perform at Kitty Pryde's birthday, but things go awry when Eye-Scream coincidentally arrives at the same time.</p><p><b>Abuse Page</b> - Obnoxio responds to an unkind letter in a comparable fashion.</p><p><b>Jury Duty</b> - Obnoxio is called for jury duty, and he stumbles upon a heist in progress. After herding them into police custody, life returns to normal.</p><p><b>Dear Flabby</b> - Obnoxio offers Ann Landers style advice to cure depression through the purchase of Marvel products.</p>
