Brenda Zelinski is in trouble. After agreeing to babysit Elsie (a 134-year-old vampire in the body of a 9-year-old girl), a "fun" night at the mall turns into a nightmare when disposing of a body gets added to her list of babysitter duties. But even dumping a body is never what you'd expect when you're doing it with Elsie. A wild ride ensues, complete with car theft, abandoned steel mills, and drinking 40s down by the river as this chapter comes to a close.
