a) This special issue, called "Be the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl," puts <i>you</i> in control of <b>The Most Powerful Character In The Marvel Universe</b>. Will you fight crime and save the day? Or will you be a complete jerk and use her powers to tell everyone off? b) I'm serious: these are actual choices, and you have to make them <i>right now?</i> To be Squirrel Girl and fight crime, turn to c). To be Squirrel Girl and be a jerk instead, turn to e). c) Well, you're in luck vis-a-vis crime-fighting, because Squirrel Girl is going to be facing off against Swarm, a bad guy made out of bees! And that's not all. To learn more about the other bad guys she can face, turn to d)! But if <i>instead</i> you'd like to stop reading this and get excited about this book and maybe order it, please: feel free! d) Nice try, but we've got to keep <i>some</i> surprises for the book! You decide to definitely buy this comic and see who they are. <b>The End</b>. e) What? No, why would you even want to be a jerk? Geez, man, maybe this <i>isn't</i> the comic for you. Turn to b) and answer better this time! Rated T
